Friday, June 30, 2006

10.4.7 < Leopard

10.4.7 Is done no immediate crash and burn. Apparently there is a second update on its way, rumors are abound that they forgot something. Which is a pain because I had to get the update from work since my router was crashing under the burgeoning weight of 133 Megs.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

So shiny

Well I spent like an hour and a half in the Apple store this afternoon, sad, maybe... but mainly admiring the gorgeousness of the Macbooks.

Trading browser tips with the cool guys in there was fun, especially one of the dudes recommended that Shira Web Kit based browser, which avid readers will know I spoke about only last week. In return I recommended the Sunrise Browser for developers with it's rather lovely transparencies.

Trying to convince one of my colleagues to get a Mac Book - realistically I'm not going to get anywhere, although we did have a deal that if I got an iPod they'd get a Mac Book.

I think the new consumer laptop is so nice... that screen despite my earlier commented fears is nice to use. Admittedly if you caught it at the wrong angle the sharp lights in the store were visible but not horrific. You do pay a premium for the black case but it is so much cooler and with that Keyboard, so retro.

Whilst I had a plethora of machine available to grope I did notice a few things...

1) The Desktop App running on all in store machines, to do things like look at the store calendar, book a genius bar slot etc. is still a PPC app running through Rosetta

2) The white macbooks didn't seem to look dirty and given they are on the shop floor they should get some serious pounding

3) The two fingered context menu activation, that currently I'm running on my MBP through a Kernal Hack, is a bit hit and miss on the new mac books on display... two had it one didn't - couldn't simply be that it wasn't activated in the System Prefs

4) The lids seem much lighter than the iBook I have access too, spinning on their axis in a much smoother manner

5) That magnet is pretty cool, I can seriously imagine closing the lid on a mac book and carrying it to meetings or lectures etc.

Me too, me too

Not one to miss out on blogging what every other cheap two bit tech blogger is on about, I've received notification about the 10.4.7 update.

My initial observations are... yikes it's a bit big - weighing in at 130+ megs for my Intel processor

I've not installed yet, relying on some great advice I received from my very own troll who I think picked it up from everyone's favourite J Grubber namely that you should weight 24+ hours before installing big ole OS upgrades like this incase Apple silently pull it, fix it some more and server it up cold again.

I run hot and cold with this advice, depends what the upgrades supposed to cover, I'm wondering if the line "compatibility with third party applications and devices" might mean better iSync with my Siemens S65, which will mainly be not working at the moment.

As such I turned to a community that tends towards the positive aspects of "The wisdom of crowds" and often can be the first port of warning in an emergency, bit like the Shipping Forecast, found here.

Unfortunately in recent weeks the boards are up and down like "a tarts knickers", as my boss is fond of saying...

See.

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Two updates

1)
There is a second installment to the Amiga's back and they're pissed series here although it is a bit more sinister, so you might want to put the kids to bed

2)
Following on from my rant about tabbed browsers, I was mulling over IE 7 Beta in Parallels Desktop (Highly recomended), I had several tabs open and when to close and was met with this...

USA and the WTO

The world trade organisation about two years ago ruled that the USA was breaking world trade rules by banding online gambling that took place on foreign servers. The WTO were urged to act against the US - although quite what trade sanctions the WTO could bring against the US are unknown, like the UN the WTO has no teeth of its own, with ~150 members, including the European Union, surely something could be done.

The US has in fact completely ignored the idea that cross border trade of this sort is legal under WTO law and recently - has moved to strengthen it's position against gambling, further.

The original case brought to the WTO by Antiga claimed that the US laws against online gambling prohibited the trade of services across borders. In the US gambling is not illegal, however under the Wire Act, 1961 - which was enacted to stop racketeering and money laundering, but is oft sited as a reason why young kids don't end up using mommy and poppy's credit card to amass huge gambling debts, apparently.

The reason I originally began reading about this was that I am an online poker fan, and wanted to get a feel for the legality of pumping my credit card details into one of these online services. Further is another argument that poker isn't gambling, many argue, myself included that poker is a skill game, I'm not very versed in the skill - however it is claimed by some a skill game.

The wire act pertains to gambling on the result of an event, a football or soccer, or baseball game - yet another indication that poker isn't gambling, it's a skill game that can use money to finance playing... like space invaders if you will - but with a pay back.

In a rather frightening piece of new legislation, probably meant to stop terrorism, protect children from porn and abuse, and not forgetting to protect online Americans from the fire and brimstone that would be wrought upon them by on high;
John 19:23
"Then the soldiers, when they had crucified Jesus, took his garments ... and also his coat: now the coat was without seam, woven from the top throughout. They said therefore among themselves, Let us not rend it, but cast lots for it, whose it shall be: that the scripture might be fulfilled, which saith, They parted my raiment among them, and for my vesture they did cast lots. These things therefore the soldiers did. "

I am assuming then that drawing lots, isn't exactly thought well of.

The recent move, now not only outlaws, online gambling sites (even if they are offshore) it also outlaws linking to those site, further more it even outlaws talking about such sites... so technically, this post is illegal.

In what is becoming a greater and greater desecration of First Amendment protections the American public seem to be wilfully acquiescing to this destruction of rights.

This whole idea of it being illegal to even talk about something, maybe soon even think about something, smacking of an Orwellian nightmare. Stems further from the DMCA that makes it a federal offence to describe how to circumvent copy protection on copyrighted goods. To the point where a father can't crack off the Disney DRM from his copy of the Bambi DVD to remove the devastating scene where the matriarch is assassinated in a terrible blood bath akin to some sick venisonesque snuff movie. If a loving father does this, he's breaking the law, if someone tells him how to do this, their breaking the law. A law with sentencing along the line of 5 years imprisonment and unlimited fines.

So we've got the DMCA, we've got federal offences about talking about online gambling, we've got a flagrant hubris in the ignorance of the WTO.

However the grand irony I'd like to throw in to this mixture of legislative boohicky is allofmp3.com A site that is clearly illegal in the minds of the RIAA, the international version of the RIAA, the IFPI and even the Russian Authorities themselves, by the fact they are frantically drafting new laws in the
Duma, which might see it closed down by September 2006.

However people are willingly, wilfully and actively handing over their details to be stored in what is arguably the identity theft capital of the planet, mainly because paying a little to somebody who claims to be supporting the artists lets them sleep at night.

You don't get something for nothing, yes the record industry is ripping everyone off and charging outrageous amounts, yes the legal online download services have crippling DRM provision, yes even in the haloed Apple fair play. Yes certain record companies are just as evil as the black hat pirates by illegally installing "root-kit" software on your machine.

At the end of the day it's blindingly obvious that allofmp3.com is dodgy.

Yet in the midst of all this who has the US and their thugs at the RIAA gone crying to to get allofmp3.com closed down, that's right the WTO.

The US is threatening to block Russian membership of the WTO unless they sort out these electronic renegades. Well I think this is the perfect opportunity for the WTO to make the US comply. In a "You want our support in getting Russia to close allofmp3.com, you'll damn well do as your told about the cross border online gambling and and stop playing silly buggers with that archaic wire act."



Sources:
http://www.out-law.com/page-4504
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4001793.stm
http://sportsgambling.about.com/od/legalfacts/a/Betting_Laws.htm
http://www.playwinningpoker.com/online/poker/legal/
http://www.gambling-law-us.com/Federal-Laws/wire-act.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RIAA
http://music.allofmp3.com/help/help.shtml
http://www.museekster.com/allofmp3faq.htm
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/30/allofmp3_illegal/
http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/rs.html
http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/ac.html

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

The Phantom of the Opera goes on Safari following the long Camino then gets bitten by a FireFox after watching the Sunrise

OK this has bugged me for a while. I love tabbed browsing, looking forward to IE 7 RC 1, having played with IE 7 Beta, I'm not overwhelmed, seems like another catching up exercise, so thumbs up the mainstream can get rss in their browser.

Since I started using a mac, I've become a bit of a browser tart. I've currently got
1) Firefox
2) Safari
3) Opera
4) Camino
5) IE
6) Shirra
7) Deerpark
8) OmniBrowser
9) Sunrise

Varying webkit and mozilla + others. All of which, except old IE, now use tabs, some with RSS, well organised histories.

However, the WebKit based browsers have a serious failing with tabs implementation. It stems from the innocent looking close button:
You see how I've got all those gorgeous tabs lined up full of stories to read, now, next or systems I'm designing...


Because when you hit close, guess what yes Safari closes, taking sometimes up to 20 tabs with it. I can't tell you how many times, this has caught me out. I admit I'm stupid, I meant to hit cmd+w but caught cmd+q. Should the application at least make an effort to proctect me from my own stupidity ?

Even more annoying is the positioning of the close tab cross, right there on the tab - I've countless times more closed a tab when I've merely wanted to bring it in to focus, that tab could have been languishing at the back of the class waiting to be read for days, meaning the vastly inadequate Safari history can't get it back.


Enter the hero in this story

Yes it appears that such a stupid, shoot yourself in the foot user interface shotgun sized hole doesn't exist in the Mozilla based stuff.

Isn't that twee ?
It's not just the bastion that is FireFox, it is the other Mozilla based browsers, check out this warning from Camino


And do you notice how to close a tab in there puppies... yes you've got to go out of your way to close it... right there on the right hand end... hmmm notice a bit of Windows, Mac OS X and Firefox mixed metaphore there, the close tab is on the right, to close in Mac OS X it's usually left.

Please apple, fix this - no I appologise, it isn't a fault. Safari is just missing a feature. Please add it.

If a con is the opposite of a pro, concede opposite to proceed - can you tell the opposite of Progress ?

Congress to fund alternative energy research programme. I can't imagine what the various stake holders would want with trying to remove the West's dependance on the black gold and indeed the loyalty to the countries that produce it.

Although the last time Israel took an interest in alternative energy plants it ended all together differently.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Three Column Mail Part 2

Noticed this in Console regarding the mail hack I blogged about last week.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Compliments at this time of the day

Whilst we all sit around now annoyed that the flat pack nation, yes you Eric, managed a win against Paraguay, who are now going home to a stiff soufflé. Trying to analyse with all the speed of the Colossus Mark II the various combinations of pairs who could, would and should go through to the knock-out stages.

I am bathing in a glorious compliment, apparently my pseudo intelligent, stream of conciousness, ramblings have been compared to Joyce. Apparently. Maybe that's why I enjoyed Ulysses ?

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Cancer Sucks

This is a post in response to the recent loss endured by http://GeekBrief.tv/Curtis/

5 years ago I stumbled upon the blog, probably the first blog I ever reguarly read and cared about. It was written by a bbc.co.uk tech journalist, Ivan Noble. He had just been diagnosed with a brain tumour, not a good kind of brain tumor. I followed the events of his life, medical and sometimes personal until he, after many ups and downs, lost his battle. He left a wife and two young children.

His diaries were turned into a book "Like A Hole In The Head: Living With A Brain Tumour ~Ivan Noble" and published to raise money for charity. Available here

I have a rather personal relationship with cancer, it has effected me, members of my family and some of my friends very profoundly to a lesser or greater degree. I wear a Livestrong wrist band from here Someone asked me recently "Why do you still where a bracelet" I answer in no uncertain terms that it is and never was, for me, a fashion accessory, despite where I got it from.

Further information can be found in the links above and:
http://www.cancerresearchuk.org/
http://www.macmillan.org.uk/home.aspx

An often forgotten institute is the national blood bank, who provide cruciall and life saving supplies
http://www.blood.co.uk/

Reboot rant

OK - I know macs are not supposed to do this, but it jsut crashed. It went for 8 days without bombing out, it slept 20 odd times in those 8 days and took some pretty harsh beatings in that time. It still pisses me off though. I suppose if you're going to use Beta software on a new processor then push it in and out of full screen a couple of douzen times, you are playing with fire. So my uptime meter is now back to...

I know you shouldn't wear your uptime like a badge of honor, and I know that a good reboot clears out all the caches, gives the paging files a break and gives fsscan a chance to check things over, but I love the fact that 95% of the time I open my mac and it's already to work, not having to wait for a boot process, even that is like 40 seconds on my mac book pro.

I'm not giving up trying to convice the caffeine addict to by a mac book, shiny white - she's not having it though, although my heart did skip a beat when I heard her today mention she was saving up for the Apple, turns out she meant the la grande pomme, NYC,
So it's more

than

apparently.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

New Ads Update

The three new Apple Ads have appeared here

Monday, June 12, 2006

A further strangeness regarding trains.

I simply find them confusing. I am an intelligent guy, by some accounts. I write a killer handout about moving you're e-mail from Outlook Express to Outlook in an enterprise which has a network governed by a Stalinist who welds GPOs like that mouse character in Fantasia.

Trains confuddle me. Maybe it is because as a lad I grew up with a family car and and long distance travel was mainly international back to "das motherland" and we flew. That must be the reason behind my affinity with airports and planes.

I do not understand how a colleague of mine trains accross the south coast every week, it'd kill me. Albeit the pay off is worth it, for him I'm extra sure.

When you book a flight, unless you travel with some backwater company that uses, I don't know a coconut as the boarding pass, you have allocated seating. You board, hopefully turn left, and sit down. You might get a cheeky upgrade if you were unfortunate enough to turn left when you boarded and you weren't supposed to.

On a train however you get on and then try to find your allocated seat in the correct coach since, apparently some trains also divide. Be told by some BO riddled slob in a grateful dead t shirt that he's planning to sit there for the journey, his scent remaining for many aeons after he's gone. There is a kind of bidding war with train seats, I like to have a table to place my MPB on and compose typo ridden prose like this, with mile long run on sentences.

However those tabled seats are a scarce commodity, you might get lucky and be allocated one, you might get lucky and sit in a reserved one and hope beyond hope that the actual owner of said seat doesn't bother to find it - dammit... I've just been turfed out of mine.

Even more confusing you might find one that pretends to be free, there is no little piece of card atop the seat proclaiming the seat is reserved for Mr. Jones, the little ticker tape above the seat is not telling you that it's reserved until Coventry but not past Stoke on Trent. However secretly once you have sat down and begun "enjoying" the train ride.

That ticker tape then must secretly change to an invite, pleading with the most reprehensible, smelly (again), large person with a chronic respiratory complaint to come and squeeze their huge visage between those small fold down arms, their folds of blubber threatening to turn them into matchwood.

Now I realise I'm being somewhat hyperbolic.

I will give trains some points, certainly Virgin trains, for their toilets... they are super cool with little touch buttons, and light up locks and automatic flushes and hand washers. However I did recently hear rumour of a young women being caught in a "compromising position" when the door spontaneously opened while she was using the facilities, it could be argued that loos are so cool they have a sense of humour.

New Mac ad

Currently there is a new I'm a mac and I'm a PC advert doing the rounds...

http://speed.pointroll.com/PointRoll/Media/panels/Apple/118440/applMacs_Panl_300_061206_r05.swf

UPDATE: I am reliably informed that this link could give you a movie about pie charts, I still only get the out of the box one.


I have also found this on youTube, winning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PVUB4eElTo&search=mac%20advert

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Camping

Despite what feels like every other car displaying the indicator of unintelligent, bad, incompetent and discourteous driving



Some people are want to be away from the people's game. Despite us being a football nation there are those that will spend what is predicted to be a glorious weekend, weather wise anyway, in the most remote fields in our union.

Camping is having somewhat of a revival. The country is due to have its summer over the next 4 days. Horrifyingly I've only been able to have Pimms O'Clock for the last week and now only days away from Mid Summer's eve... and I've seen approximately 6 evenings of sunshine and countless evenings of drizzle.

Camping when I was a kid was damp fields - chemical toilets and communal showers where you might often find a strange bearded gentleman who'd end up hovering in the showers what I perceived as much longer than necessary.

Now however you can have two forms of camping, the first "executive style" with self building tents popping out at the push of a button or the tug or a cord, that appear to be more like condos on two levels and a garage like structure, to stop the SUV getting muddy.

Then there is a normal style of camping more akin to the real thing. Although still much nicer than camping of yesteryear. Outdoor shops are popping up all over the high streets ad shopping malls up and down the land, promising you cleaner air, better views, communing with nature and in my book some kind of rash in a hard to reach area.

These stores seem to have all been claiming to have been founded just after the gold rush.. It's all rip cord, wind proof, breathable, feather feel and air filled nowadays. Camping used to be cheap it isn't now. I was dragged around my local Outdoor Store recently by a colleague who likes "Outdoor Pursuits" and he was looking at a beautiful Berghouse coat for the princely sum of "£299" - and Ted Baker didn't even help design it, the Maltese one would not approve.

I'd always wanted to go proper camping when I was a kid. You know get out, with a tent in the middle of some national trust reserve, I know you're not allowed to, details details. Build a fire, cook baked potatoes and sleep under stars. However when recently I was offered the opportunity to venture out on the Penines I bottled it. To be fair the weekend was already underway and it was one of those few sunny days we've had so far.

We'd have ended up packing in a rush, trying to throw stuff into a bag, picking a destination and trying to find out how to get to the destination. Picking which food to pack, trying to work out what you can get away with cooking on a fire without unleashing and unknown army of bacteria on your immune and digestive system. Not for me thanks. I'll stick with trying to follow the Volley Ball tournament that got underway Friday evening, come on England.

Friday, June 09, 2006

There is some sport on TV

Whilst the country is in the throws of World Cup fever it might be wise to remember the plight of poor Jenson Button our beleaguered F1 driver for Honda. Beginning on Sunday whilst the country is either in the peaks of joy after a first game win over the South American Paraguay or the troughs of depression with the doom sayers, proclaiming

"It's all over now, we may as-well come home, that's it. Game over"

Christopher Moyles might well broadcast "That game was well gay."

Jenson Button will take part in his 108th Grand Prix, this week on home bitumen composed tarmac at Silverstone, the premier event in some peoples sporting calendar is playing second fiddle to 22 chaps kicking a bag of wind around a field near the Black Forest. With 40*10^6 (According to Sven) fans getting behind the Ensign some even choosing to daub on their faces with paint.

With this in mind I was amused to read B Johnson's recent post regarding the Patricia Hewit's nail varnish, no really, give it a read. I love that image of her turning the England flag into the flag of the People's Republic.

Whilst we're bashing the communists. I read what actually turned out to be a half decent interview with that Galloway bloke, conducted by Piers Morgan. Both persons I have a shallow dislike for, fuelled purely by the media, and having never met either it's an low opinion I'm fairly happy with. What made it quite interesting in the first instance is that Morgan freely admits he's not a member of the cat impersonators fan club.

The topics vary from:
The infamous cat scene, which George is not embarrassed by,
George's recent divorce, which George is upset by
and to George's position regarding an assassination attempt on the UK Premier, which George has mixed feelings about.
And his opinions about who would make a better PM, no it's not Che Guvara or Castro.

George is quite candid throughout. Displaying his panache for stringing arguments together in a manner that allows him to vent his spleen regarding the war in the Persian gulf. Morgan is genuine when he describes Galloway as one of the greatest orators that is currently sitting in "The mother of democracy".

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Mail.app du jour

Well since so many others have tried this... it's like Mr. Kipling, it does look exceedingly good on my uber wide mac book pro monitor.


Fantastic directions here

Still down...

OK They said it would be back soon... they fibbed... it's been gone for hours.




Whilst I'm bitchin' and moaning...
Can someone please tell me why Parallels virtualisation software RC2 has broken my Napster installation.


Monday, June 05, 2006

A dirty desktop

I realised after changing my wallpaper how much fodder I had on my desktop and I felt slightly ill, for someone who regularly practices inbox zero... to have this much guff on ones desktop is somewhat nauseating... have a look...
http://swaytech.com/Picture5.png

Notable Keynotes

Today the goat pelt trading Maltese cart girl had a miniature coup, one of our senior offices and the grand fromage gave presentations in Keynote.
I was originally sceptical of pushing this technology on such senior persons who would be presenting in-front of the entire organisation. None the less it went well, after a bout of nausea caused by transition overload, which I insisted was toned down. There are only so many cube rotations you can cope with. Further more some of the more Apple resistant members of staff were thwarted in their efforts to undermine the Appleness by trying to insist that the presentation would need to be distributed in Power Point - Keynote exported fairly well, adding a couple of extra bullet points here and there but mostly it looked fine even without the Apple only super transition effects.

The audience, on the whole, responded well and there was a discernible ripple of "oo ahhh" when the first reflection slide floated across the screen. The idea of giving a demo by having a video in the middle worked exceptionally well, although that's not Keynote specific.

I highly recommend people look-up the latest and greatest Keynote presentation doing the rounds, Al Gore, former US Presidential candidate, has been running this global warming presentation for about 10 years, and a movie has just been made about his presentation, not a marvellous premise for a film - however the presentation is worth a watch.
you can find it on youTube, and a piece on the Apple site about how Mr. Gore utilises Keynote:

Presentation, starts some 10 minutes in, here
Trailer for the film here
Apple promo site here

Now my pro nuclear and terribly right wing readers watched this and pointed out it is feeding this liberal left environmentalists idea of fear, uncertainty and doubt, and that using pictures of cooling towers pumping out tonnes of water vapour is not a sign of pollution, to this I said - look the idea of a trailer is to get people through the door. Today you get people to go and see exciting action films with cheap and tacky strap-lines, selectively editing to make people want to go... this film however hopefully, will at least make them think once they are through the door. I would encourage all sceptics to give this film a chance, even if it doesn't change your mind about governmental policies on climate change - just think about it for a second. Yes Al Gore does have a few minutes of hate against the current administration towards the end... I closed my eyes and hunkered down for this bit in an otherwise thought provoking film.